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[woman] <i>Now, previously on</i> Reba.

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Van, what's this?

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Uh...

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Well, I, uh... I was gonna put a ship in it.

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[chuckles]

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Van.

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You need to promise me
that this is gonna end.

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I promise.

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Is this your bottle?

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What?

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[scoffs] Why would you think
that is my bottle?

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Well, it's not mine.

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And if it's not yours,
then our three-year-old

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has a major problem.

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What's going on, Cheyenne?

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[sad music playing]

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[theme music playing]

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Adults are so weird.

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Why are you guys having a party
because you sold a house?

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Isn't that your job?

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We don't have a party for Dad
when he pulls a tooth.

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Still ticked he wasn't invited.

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Okay, everyone's here. Let's go in.

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All right. Hand on a second.

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- Are you gonna be okay at the party?
- Van...

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There's gonna be drinking and stuff.

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Honey, I've told you this.

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I've had that bottle up there
for like, two months.

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Sometimes, when I'm studying,
I'd have a glass of schnapps.

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What is the big deal?

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The big deal is that your mom
thinks it was my bottle.

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Ang by the way, schnapps?

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What?

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I mean, it's bad enough she thinks
I have a drinking problem,

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but now she thinks
I'm the biggest wuss, ever.

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- Just tell her.
- No. No, Van.

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I know my mom. If I tell her,

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she's gonna freak out
and make my life miserable.

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It's possible,
but look on the bright side.

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She'll stop making my life miserable.

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Okay, fine. I'll tell her.

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I'd find the right time, okay?

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Thank you. You gonna be okay at the party?

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Yes, I'm gonna be okay.
What do you think I'm gonna do?

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Get drunk, start dancing
on the coffee table and rip my top off?

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No.

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But that would be awesome.

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[Reba] Ha, Hey!

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{\an8}<i>♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With gentle hands ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ And a heart of a fighter ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ I'm a survivor ♪</i>

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[theme music playing]

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- I'm having wine. Honey, you want a beer?
- Yeah, that's great.

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{\an8}- I'll take a beer.
- No, Van.

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{\an8}I don't think that's a good idea.
You know--

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{\an8}Soda? You on the wagon, Van?

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{\an8}Yes. But they shouldn't call it a wagon.

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{\an8}'Cause wagons are fun.

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{\an8}Well, if I'm gonna be drinking a soda,
I'm gonna need some cheese.

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{\an8}Maybe I have a cheese problem too.

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{\an8}Oh, Van. Sneakin' drinks.

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{\an8}Well, in my defense,
I tried to drink in front of you.

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Look. I think you need to go

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to one of those meetings
so you can talk to people

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who're dealing
with the same thing you are.

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{\an8}Honey, as much as we love you,

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{\an8}we can't understand
what you're going through.

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{\an8}I bet Cheyenne could.

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{\an8}[sighs] Look, I'm saying this

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{\an8}not only as your mother-in-law,
but your boss.

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{\an8}I'm not gonna let up
'til you go to those meetings.

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And I want you to bring me back
one of those welcome chips

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that they give out.

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That way, I'll know
you really went to the meeting.

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- All right, fine.
- Okay.

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- I'll go in the morning.
- Okay.

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But not goin' without a hangover.

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Give me that. Give me that, Van.

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- Give me--
- Give me that bottle!

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[theme music playing]

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[groans] That pinhead
in the idiot registration office

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won't move my stupid Anatomy Lab
in the stupid morning!

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Oh, my gosh! Did Barbra Jean
get a job at university?

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It will wreck my whole schedule
if I have lab in the afternoon.

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What am I gonna do?

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{\an8}Cheyenne, Mom and I are doing something.

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{\an8}She's helping me pick artwork

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{\an8}for my band's demo CD.

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Why not use a picture of a toilet?
That's where your band's going.

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Cheyenne!

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That's actually not a bad idea.
Thanks, Cheyenne.

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Cheyenne, why don't you call back
and politely ask to speak to a supervisor?

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Tell 'em you're a mom, and you wanna
change lab because of your child.

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[sighs] I'll try.

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But it's so hard to get men to do
what I want when they can't see me.

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- Van, did you go to the meeting?
- Yeah, I went.

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- Oh, how'd it go?
- Oh, it was a blast.

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A million laughs. Here.

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They said to tell you I'm cured
and you should leave me alone.

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"One day sober." I'm so proud of you.

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Yeah, me, too.
I'm having a t-shirt printed up.

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Oh, when's the next meeting?

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The next meeting?

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- Uh-huh.
- [snickers]

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- [sighs] Can you excuse me for a second?
- Sure.

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Cheyenne?

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Hey, honey.

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- How was your meeting?
- It wasn't my meeting, Cheyenne.

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It was your meeting.

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Well, good. Now you've gone,
and Mom will get off your back.

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No, she won't! I'm telling you.

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She won't stop busting my hump
until you tell her the bottle was yours.

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And then she can bust my hump?

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About what?

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Drinking a bottle of schnapps
in two months?

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Just go to the meeting
and tell her you went

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'cause you're being careful.

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You can't say anything more
'cause it's anonymous.

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Oh, I don't know.

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Van, I think I'd feel uncomfortable
around those people.

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If you want, I'll go with you.
Come on, Cheyenne.

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This little misunderstanding
got out of control.

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It's baseball season, honey.

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I need to drink beer.

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[theme music playing]

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Hey, Van. Where's Cheyenne?

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She went out for a while.

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I thought I was the only one at home.

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So, you're just hanging out, huh?

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Yep. Just hanging out.

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Hanging out with a little refreshment?

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Yep.

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- And reading?
- Trying to.

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- I need to know what's that.
- I don't want you to.

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- Give it to me.
- Okay, but...

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Don't think any less of me.

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[groans] What is that?

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Prune juice and vinegar!

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[laughs hysterically]

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I got you!

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- Sorry for barging in.
- Oh, don't worry about it.

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- Coffee?
- Oh!

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Yum.

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[Van laughs]

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- Reba, I got great news.
- Yeah?

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Kyra's band has been offered a gig,
but it's out of town.

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- She'd have to stay over.
- No.

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- Well, just hang on a second.
- The answer is no.

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We talked about this, Brock,
when Kyra first started with the band.

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No gigs on school nights,
and none out of town.

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- Reba, this is special.
- Enjoy your coffee.

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[chuckles nervously]

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Lord, that's good coffee!

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I can't believe
you're even talking to me about this.

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Well, would you let me finish?
Look, the gig is through the USO.

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They want her to go to Fort Hood.

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Play for the soldiers leaving for Iraq.

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Whoa, that is so cool.

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Oh, for the soldiers?

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[scoffs] How do I say no to that?

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Yeah.

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Hey, sweetie. How was school?

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I wasn't at school. I was at a meeting.

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A meeting for what?

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Okay, Mom, Dad. Everyone.

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I have wonderful news!

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- I'm an alcoholic!
- [silverware clatters]

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I'm havin' a beer.

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[theme music playing]

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What are you talking about?

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- You're not an alcoholic.
- Yes, I am.

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Remember the bottle
you found in our closet

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you thought was Van's? It was mine!

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He was taking the fall for me.

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My sweet, sweet enabler.

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See, Mrs. H? I told you
I didn't have a drinking problem.

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So, honey, you've been drinking secretly?

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Yeah.

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Is it because of your mom's coffee?

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Well, for right now,
it doesn't matter why I'm doing it.

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It just matters that I'm doing it.

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A little something I picked up
at my meeting.

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I still can't believe this, Cheyenne.

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When I thought it was Van, it made sense.

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I mean, he's got a helmet
with two beer cans on it.

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[both whispering] Yeah.

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- I've never seen you drunk.
- I know.

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Not only am I an alcoholic,

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I'm really good at it.

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Yeah, yeah. But honey,
you're not really an alcoholic, right?

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You just went to the meeting so you can
get Ms. Dry County off my back?

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Well, that's what I thought at first.

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But then I learned
that I really belong there.

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- Wow.
- Yeah.

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Like an idiot, I am here
drinking a beer in front of you.

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Ah, well, no more.

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I'll be in the garage.

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- Van? Van?
- [Van] What?

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- No. Pour it out.
- Okay.

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Van!

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If she thinks she has a drinking problem,
then we'll support her.

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From now on,
this house is an alcohol-free zone.

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- No--
- Yeah, yeah. Our house too.

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I'm even gonna give up drinking coffee.

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No, no. No. You guys can't do that.

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That just creates a fake world.

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The problem is not alcohol.
The problem is Cheyenne.

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I can't change the world,
but I can change Cheyenne.

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You learned all that from one meeting?

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Yeah! Oh, okay.
The meetings are the coolest.

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First of all, you get to talk
about yourself

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for as long as you want.

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Yeah. And the people have to listen!

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They even clap for you when you're done.

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Oh, yeah. They even clap to the losers.

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And, believe me, there are a few losers.

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[Brock] Wow.

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So, listen, Cheyenne, honey.
You're an amazing person.

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- You are gonna beat this.
- You will.

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Yeah, I know. I know.

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It's just so heartbreaking
to think of all the people

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who are out there, still suffering.

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God. I remember
what I was like before I got help.

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You mean, an hour ago?

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[theme music playing]

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Reba, what a nice surprise.

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So, what brings you by?

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I just got through,
uh, showing a house, and...

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Thought I'd pop in
to see what you guys are up to.

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- Hm.
- You know, just...

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Say hello.

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- You want a glass of wine?
- Yes. Yes.

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Things are tough at your place, huh?

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Oh, my gosh.
Look, I am completely, totally,

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100 percent supportive
of Cheyenne on this.

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That being said, dear Lord,

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that girl is driving me
out of my flippin' bird.

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Yeah. Tell me.

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Every morning, I've got a new pamphlet
on the windshield of my car,

245
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,925
and it always has some guy
sitting in a bar,

246
00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:41,469
holding his head like this.

247
00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:43,137
I know.

248
00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:47,183
Can I maybe, say something,
that maybe I'm not supposed to say?

249
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,267
Don't you always?

250
00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:53,105
Is it possible, just possible, mind you,

251
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,900
the Cheyenne
doesn't have a drinking problem?

252
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:59,653
I don't know. She says she does,
but I've never seen it.

253
00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:00,738
Me either.

254
00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:03,365
But apparently, she's been drinking
more than any of us knew.

255
00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:05,034
Scary thing is,

256
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:10,956
she's been hidin' it.

257
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:16,587
It's just that Cheyenne
has a bit of a tendency

258
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,380
to jump on bandwagons.

259
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:21,467
Remember when she wanted
to change her name to Condoleezza?

260
00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:29,767
Is it possible she's over reacting?

261
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:31,894
Yeah, it's possible.

262
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:35,022
But if you're gonna be wrong
about having a drinking problem,

263
00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:36,440
Thinking you do when you don't

264
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,776
is a lot better than thinking
you don't when you do.

265
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:40,444
- Amen.
- Yeah.

266
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,283
[thuds]

267
00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:47,868
Hey, Van. What's up?

268
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:49,787
Nothing.

269
00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:54,208
I figured, I'd come by,
see how you guys are doing.

270
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,377
- You want a beer?
- Yeah!

271
00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,713
I was watching the baseball game,

272
00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:00,965
- having a beer, right?
- Yeah.

273
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,841
So, then I decided to make a sandwich.

274
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:05,803
Then Cheyenne tells me
it's dangerous to make a sandwich

275
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:08,138
while I'm under the influence.

276
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:12,434
Do you know anybody that's gotten killed
by making a salami sandwich?

277
00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:14,103
- I mean--
- [chuckles]

278
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,271
I do.

279
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:19,900
I do!

280
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:22,820
Whoop!

281
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:23,946
It's okay, it's only Kyra.

282
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:29,159
Since you're loaded, maybe this is
the time to bring up the USO gig.

283
00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:32,371
- Yeah, did you give more thought to it?
- Yes, I have.

284
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:36,792
Kyra, I think this is something
you really ought to do.

285
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:40,129
- You serious? You're letting me go?
- Yeah, but one of us is going.

286
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:43,841
Great. I believe Mötley Crüe
also tours with a parent.

287
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:45,759
Your mother's right, Kyra.

288
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:47,511
I'll fix my schedule and go with 'em.

289
00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:49,805
- Great.
- To Kyra and the band.

290
00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:52,057
[all] To Kyra and the band!

291
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:58,355
To Cheyenne quitting drinking.

292
00:14:58,355 --> 00:15:01,734
[all reluctantly]
To Cheyenne quitting drinking.

293
00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:06,822
So, what you guys up to?

294
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:08,908
Besides getting wasted?

295
00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:10,910
Honey, we're not getting wasted.

296
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:13,829
We're just celebrating that Kyra's band's

297
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:16,749
- gotten their first out of town gig.
- Oh, I see.

298
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,542
What better way to celebrate good news

299
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:20,711
that to drench your brains with poison?

300
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:23,213
- [sighs]
- Cheyenne, relax.

301
00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:25,424
It's not like we're making sandwiches.

302
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,596
Well, I'm glad
that we're talking about Kyra's band

303
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,806
'cause I wanted
to talk to her about that, too.

304
00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:35,809
- Can this wait? I wanna call the guys.
- No, it can't wait.

305
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,770
Okay. I've been working
on my 12-step program

306
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,188
and I am up to step nine,

307
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,731
which is making amends with people.

308
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:45,110
You're on that program for two days,
and you're already up to step nine?

309
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,113
I skipped a bunch of boring ones.

310
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:53,619
Anyway, I realized
that back when I was using,

311
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:56,664
I said some horrible things to you, Kyra,
about your band.

312
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:58,624
It's cool. Don't worry.

313
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,960
Kyra, this isn't about you. It's about me.

314
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:06,298
You just have to listen.
You think you can do that?

315
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,511
- Yeah.
- Mm-mm.

316
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:13,514
Anyway, even if you said
ten billion mean things to me,

317
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:17,226
and I only said like, five mean things
to you, I just want you to know,

318
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,311
I'm sorry.

319
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:26,318
- Hello? You could clap.
- [Barbra Jean] Oh.

320
00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:35,786
{\an8}[theme music playing]

321
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:39,581
Be sure. And call me when you get there.

322
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:40,499
And before the show.

323
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:41,875
And after the show.

324
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:44,003
And, and to say good night.
And in the morning.

325
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:46,505
Why not call you now

326
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,007
and we'll talk all weekend?

327
00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:52,136
I know you're jokin'
but that'd work for me.

328
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,014
Mrs. H, you got nothing to worry about.

329
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,348
Just going to a military base

330
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,934
with a rock and roll band.
I mean, come on.

331
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:04,231
Hey, Kyra. I'm gonna talk
to the people at my meeting

332
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:07,401
about having your band play
at one of our alcohol-free dances.

333
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,652
Wouldn't that be fun?

334
00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:09,778
Gee, I don't know.

335
00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:11,739
We might already book at a barn raising.

336
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,287
I'll see them off. I'll be back later.

337
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,621
Okay. Oh, Kyra.

338
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,916
Tell the soldiers
I know what they're going through.

339
00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:24,376
I'm fighting my own war.

340
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,258
Don't tell them that.

341
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:35,846
Thanks for letting me do this, Mom.

342
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,765
Have I told you how proud I am of you?

343
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,016
When I'm a big rock star,

344
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,018
you'll be my realtor to buy a big mansion.

345
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:44,354
[laughs] Forget that.
Just buy me a big mansion.

346
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:46,690
Oh, shoot. I forgot.

347
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:49,359
I got your band carrot sticks
and juice boxes. Wait.

348
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:52,613
Carrot sticks. Rock and roll!

349
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,618
Hey, Cheyenne. Hand me that--

350
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,748
- What are you doing?
- What?

351
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,917
Nothin'. Oh, this?

352
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,710
I'm just having a little glass of wine.

353
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,254
- Glass of wine?
- Mm-mm.

354
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:10,756
Weren't you going to the meetings?

355
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,175
Yeah, in the morning.

356
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:17,846
You know, honey, I don't know much
about this program you're going to, but...

357
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:21,558
Isn't drinking between meetings
a little bit of a no-no?

358
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:24,812
Mom, I'm having a bad day, okay?

359
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,814
The school won't change my lab.
I need a drink.

360
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,440
You need a drink?

361
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,860
Okay, Mom.
I do not have a drinking problem.

362
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,362
Those people in the meeting,

363
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:35,239
tricked me to think I do, but I don't.

364
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:37,908
They want me 'cause I'm fascinating
and I bring great donuts.

365
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:43,705
- So, you don't have a drinking problem?
- No, of course not.

366
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:46,291
You're the type who needs a drink
when they have a bad day.

367
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,918
I don't "need" it, need it.

368
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:50,838
You know, this is exactly why
I used to drink in my room.

369
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:53,215
- Because I didn't want some big speech.
- Oh.

370
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,884
Well, if you don't need a drink,
give it to me.

371
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:56,927
You know what?

372
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:59,388
You don't know what the last year
of my life has been like.

373
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:02,015
It's just one, big crap storm
after another.

374
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:04,893
From Van moving to Denver,
and then him getting injured?

375
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:07,980
And losing his job?
Not knowing what's gonna happen to us.

376
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,023
All the pressures at school? It sucks.

377
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,277
When did this drinking thing start?

378
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,820
I don't know when.

379
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,989
At some point, this tiny,
thought came into my head

380
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,991
that maybe if I had a drink,
I'd feel better.

381
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,701
One, silly, little drink.

382
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,077
And you know what I found out?

383
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:23,370
- That it didn't work?
- No!

384
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:24,538
No, it did.

385
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:30,919
I did feel better.
And two drinks made me feel way better.

386
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,256
'Til I wake the next day with a headache

387
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:36,175
and I was really aware of how loud Van is.

388
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:42,347
So then, I'd tell myself
that I wasn't gonna drink again.

389
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:43,473
And I wouldn't.

390
00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:45,601
For a while.

391
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,686
Then something else bad would happen

392
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:50,772
and that freaking little thought
would come back into my head.

393
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,318
You probably think
this sounds really weird.

394
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:55,944
No, baby. I don't.

395
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,072
I think it sounds like a drinking problem!

396
00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:02,117
I don't want a drinking problem!

397
00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:04,703
I don't want Barbra Jean
living down the street from me too

398
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,538
but crap storms happen.

399
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,921
What am I gonna do?

400
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,842
First thing you're gonna do
is put that drink down, right there.

401
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,023
Here's the second thing.

402
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:39,821
I'm scared, Mom.

403
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,282
I really am.

404
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:45,202
I know, baby.

405
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,495
[guitar music playing]

406
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,497
[Cheyenne sobbing]

407
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:55,837
[theme music playing]

408
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:23,573
{\an8}[voice over] Acme!

409
00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:24,908
{\an8}[coughing]